Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Alexander Woollcott
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  2. Always a godfather - never a god!

  3. The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

  4. All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

  5. To all things clergic I am allergic.

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